Two teenagers are obviously having sex in the fitting room, and since my boss never imagined this scenario, I awkwardly had to try and stop them. They didn’t care. I hope they got pregnant/infected with STIs.
Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
(Source: bartonesque)
Via Don't panic.



